Vols Have Reached Unity: Pure as Pi
The Vols entered Saturday night’s contest with its one-dimensional offense.
We left with none.
According to mathematicians and physicists, a dimensionless quantity is a quantity without an associated physical dimension – it is a “pure” number with a timeless dimension of 1. We are now as pure as ∏ (“pi” for some of you; perhaps “pie” for others).
Of course, not everyone is going to look at us with such admiration.
“Are we close to getting out there and competing against good SEC teams? Not yet… We’ve got 1 and 2 coming in. What do you do? Nobody’s going to feel sorry for Tennessee.” – Derek Dooley
What do Dooley and Chaney know about mathematics and physics? Perhaps they need to hire Schrodinger’s next of kin.